imagine how much a bobby pin has seen
(Source: moseby, via smiling-looks-better)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via orgasmic-humor)
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
(via sarcastic-snowflake)
can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich
(via foreveralone-lyguy)
money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.
oh my god
(Source: an-egg, via thats-awktopus)
- me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
- me: why is my internet so slow?
i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
“No.”
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
(Source: fdays, via papercoveredmind)
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
(via ernbarassing)
i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
(via gigglingbean)
