imagine how much a bobby pin has seen
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich
money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.
oh my god
- me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
- me: why is my internet so slow?
i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon