le-pantz

wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:08:36 -0400

wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:25:12 -0400

repelo-muggletum:

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:20:24 -0400

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

chickensandwich: i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:15:20 -0400

chickensandwich:

i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:24 -0400

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:20 -0400

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

snorlaxatives: jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:09:50 -0400

snorlaxatives:

jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled

queenofadodi: BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:14:21 -0400

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:13:07 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

norsecest: i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:09:30 -0400

norsecest:

i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me

have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:08:47 -0400

have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it

because i have

sherlockianwho: mcjugs: hey this is normal shit FUCKING ANGRY SHIT this is whispering shit THIS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:57:08 -0400

sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

~~scared to say things shit~~

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

steferine: what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:56:21 -0400

steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:56:08 -0400

imthejesusofsuburbia: the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:20:53 -0400

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

bloodyoathmate: Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:34:26 -0400

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:02:11 -0400

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

vgly: dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:47:00 -0400

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

omg

zackisontumblr: i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:10:12 -0400

zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

i am three years behind in my math homework

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:06:10 -0400

i am three years behind in my math homework